Higgs Boson Blues

Can’t remember anything at all

Flame trees lined the street

Can’t remember anything at all

But I’m driving my car down to Geneva

I’ve been sitting in my basement patio

It was hot

Up above the girls walk past

Their roses all in bloom

Have you ever heard about the Higgs Boson Blues?

I’m going down to Geneva baby

Gonna teach it to you

Black road long and I drove and drove

Came upon a crossroad

The night was hot and black

I see Robert Johnson

With a ten dollar guitar

Strapped to his back

Looking for a tune

Ah, well here comes Lucifer with his canon law

And a hundred black babies running from his genocidal jaw

He got the real killer groove

Robert Johnson and the devil, man

Don’t know who’s gonna rip off who

Driving my car

Flame trees on fire

Sitting and singing

The Higgs Boson Blues

I’m tired, I’m looking for a spot to drop

All the clocks have stopped in Memphis

And the Lorraine Motel is hot

It’s hot, that’s why they call it the hot spot

I take a room with a view

Hear a man preaching in a language that’s completely new

Making the hot cots in the flop-house bleed

While the cleaning ladies sob into their mops

And the bellhop hops and bops

As a shot rings out

To a spiritual groove

Everybody bleeding

To the Higgs Boson Blues

And if I die tonight

Bury me in my favourite yellow patent leather shoes

And with a mummified cat

And a cone-like hat

That the Caliphate forced on the Jews

Can you feel my heart beat?

Can you feel my heart beat?

Hannah Montana does the African Savannah

As the simulated rainy season begins

She curses the queue at the zoo loos

And moves on to Amazonia

Cries with the dolphins

The Mai-Mai eat the pigmy, the pigmy eat the monkey

The monkey has a gift that he is sending back to you

Look! Here come the missionary

With his smallpox and flu

Saving them savages with his Higgs Boson Blues

I’m driving my car down to Geneva

I’m driving my car down to Geneva

Oh let the damn day break

Rainy days always make me sad

Miley Cyrus floats in a swimming pool in Taluca Lake

And you’re the best girl I ever had

Can’t remember anything at all